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Ground Zero Mosque
Overheard this conversation between an arab and an evangelist at a restaurant.
"Its atrocious! How can they have a mosque at Ground Zero? Islam is taking over America!"
"At Ground Zero? Really?"
"Of course it's at Ground Zero! All the media has been talking about it."
"But are you sure it's really at Ground Zero?"
"Uh, Well not exactly. Its some two blocks away, I understand."
A while later they were into discussing food and various customs of the middle east. The arab gazed at the latter's dinner plate and shortly made an announcement.
"You know, in our country many people eat through their noses!"
"Really? That's amazing! Are you sure?"
"Uh, Well not exactly. Its some two centimeters away!"